JOKE!!

Nothing against s'porean, its just a joke...

Miss USA, miss MALAYSIA and miss SINGAPORE are being asked 3 simple questions:

it is the final round of the miss universe pageant and 3 finalist miss USA, miss Malaysia, and miss Singapore

MC= The first question is name me an electrical appliance starting with ' L'

Miss USA: Lamp

Miss Malaysia: Light bulb

Miss Singapore: LADIO

JUDGE: no, no, RADIO does not start with the letter "L'

MC: I am going to give you 3 more chances, now, name me an animal starting with the letter "L'

Miss USA: lion

Miss Malaysia: leopard

Miss Singapore: LABBIT

JUDGE: no, no, no!

MC: your next chance. the name of a famous car the starts with 'L'

Miss USA: Lexus

Miss Malaysia: Lamborgini

Miss Singapore: Lolls- LOYCE

JUDGE: OH MY GOD!!!

MC: I am going to give you one last chance! name me a fruit starting with the letter 'L'

Miss USA: Lemon

Miss Malaysia: Lychee

Miss Singapore: With full of confidence, smiles and SAYS: LIEWLIAN!!! (DURIAN)

The is not the end of the story, the judge consulted the board of judges to determine if MISS SINGAPORE should really be disqualified, and they dicided that since MISS SINGAPORE was having so many PROBLEMS with the letter 'L'.

So they decided to give HER another chance:

JUDGE: OK, the final question is: Name me a human ANATOMY starting with the letter 'L'

Miss USA: Lung (applause)

Miss Malaysia: Liver ( even more applause)

Miss Singapore: LAN CIAU!!!!!!!

THE JUDGES FAINTED...!