Nothing against s'porean, its just a joke...
Miss USA, miss MALAYSIA and miss SINGAPORE are being asked 3 simple questions:
it is the final round of the miss universe pageant and 3 finalist miss USA, miss Malaysia, and miss Singapore
MC= The first question is name me an electrical appliance starting with ' L'
Miss USA: Lamp
Miss Malaysia: Light bulb
Miss Singapore: LADIO
JUDGE: no, no, RADIO does not start with the letter "L'
MC: I am going to give you 3 more chances, now, name me an animal starting with the letter "L'
Miss USA: lion
Miss Malaysia: leopard
Miss Singapore: LABBIT
JUDGE: no, no, no!
MC: your next chance. the name of a famous car the starts with 'L'
Miss USA: Lexus
Miss Malaysia: Lamborgini
Miss Singapore: Lolls- LOYCE
JUDGE: OH MY GOD!!!
MC: I am going to give you one last chance! name me a fruit starting with the letter 'L'
Miss USA: Lemon
Miss Malaysia: Lychee
Miss Singapore: With full of confidence, smiles and SAYS: LIEWLIAN!!! (DURIAN)
The is not the end of the story, the judge consulted the board of judges to determine if MISS SINGAPORE should really be disqualified, and they dicided that since MISS SINGAPORE was having so many PROBLEMS with the letter 'L'.
So they decided to give HER another chance:
JUDGE: OK, the final question is: Name me a human ANATOMY starting with the letter 'L'
Miss USA: Lung (applause)
Miss Malaysia: Liver ( even more applause)
Miss Singapore: LAN CIAU!!!!!!!
THE JUDGES FAINTED...!