10 Things You Don’t Want To Hear Before Your Surgery
(Published by xblogger)
1 Don’t worry. I think it is sharp enough.
2 Nurse, did this patient sign the organs donation card?
3 Damn! Page 84 of the manual is missing!
4 Everybody stand back! I lost a contact lens!
5 Hand me that…uh…that uh…..thingy
6 Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy.
7 “Accept this sacrifice, o great lord of darkness”
8 Whoa, wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what’s that?
9 “Ya know, there’s big money in kidneys. Hell, he’s got two of them”
10 What do you mean “You want a divorce?”